The Wrath of Margondia

НЕЗАКОННОЕ ПОТРЕБЛЕНИЕ НАРКОТИЧЕСКИХ СРЕДСТВ, ПСИХОТРОПНЫХ ВЕЩЕСТВ, ИХ АНАЛОГОВ ПРИЧИНЯЕТ ВРЕД ЗДОРОВЬЮ, ИХ НЕЗАКОННЫЙ ОБОРОТ ЗАПРЕЩЕН И ВЛЕЧЕТ УСТАНОВЛЕННУЮ ЗАКОНОДАТЕЛЬСТВОМ ОТВЕТСТВЕННОСТЬ. First contact has been officially declared a catastrophe. Not that humanity even noticed — too busy celebrating the changing of calendar digits. Margondian scouts Dorian and Marex arrived on Earth to see if there was anything worth stealing. Instead, they stumbled into the epicenter of New Year madness. Taking fireworks for artillery, the aliens enter an unequal battle with reality. Will they manage to save their planet before Earthly hospitality finishes off the Margondian mind?